First broadcast 24 November 2010

In this week's Papercuts, Sarah Palin reveals an unlikely ally, Thom reveals the secret of attractiveness, and someone from Hollyoaks reveals too much. Meanwhile in Europe, France opens a new front in the war on dogturds, Silvio Berlusconi gets a new feature for his office, and Spanish women have a bit too much fun at the polling station. Plus, we ask whether Sam has what it takes to spin a basketball on his nose.

The one where Sam gets punched in the face by the studio, Thom confesses to twitter truths and lies. A great criminal douchebag of the week. The wonder that is - the miniature guide horse. Octopus news, Dick van Dyke rescued by porpoises. Man eats Beard . Big society space travel.Health and safety updates, all this and much much more

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On this week's Papercuts, we salute Paul the Octopus, everyone's favourite mystic mollusc. We find out Nick Clegg's dirty secret, Cherie Blair's dangerous hobby, and Bill Clinton's worrying memory lapse. Thom reveals the inspiration behind George Osborne's Big Society ideas, and Sam gives out tips on singing Happy Birthday. Shoe News returns, snooker gets a makeover, and siestas make a comeback. Finally, we announce a revolutionary new plan for world peace. All in another day's work at Papercuts Towers.

First Broadcast 20th October 2010

Here comes another Papercut - This week we have:
Cuts vs cats for story of the week. Duck nutritional Zoology, haircut philosophy, polar cows, skullduggery, thieves with consciences. Thom Hoffman rival Thom Hoffman. Running conundrums, coffee politics. New sometime feature: Milk philosophy with Rafa Benitez. Sam explains how to get more from your customers, and we have advice on how to leave work early.

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When is a horse really a dog? What secrets emerge when you're trapped underground? Who is Cigar Man? What's the happiest day of the week? All these questions and more are answered in this week's Papercuts. Find out also how to levitate a frog, what North Korea is saying on Twitter, and the pros and cons of making lists.

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First Broadcast 30th January 2010

This episode sees a change to the schedule, see if you can spot it... we also feature apologies, the sexy side of weather, the brilliant and breally-not of facebook. Political Correctness gone bad-ass. Papercuts turns its rye eye to advertising. Hypnotist fail of the week, some excellent criminal self-foiling, think you wasted your student loan? This will episode wil make you feel better... The most 'not-news' story, possibly ever, found. And the Daily Mail gives us some amazing investigative journalism about how stressful it can be looking like Leona Lewis, even if you actually don't.

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First Broadcast 15th December 2009

This week we have obese air passengers, a debate on manliness, a classic Papercuts haircut anecdote. There's a Politicians guide to getting ladies, and a welcome return of shoe news. Forget metric vs imperial measurements, the mirror goes for the greatest measurement upgrade ever. Details of affirmative action to promote tolerance of homosexuality. Internet searches of the year, the difficulties of writing about sex and a clue to why Thom is weird.

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First Broadcast 13th August 2009

Lots of exciting goings on in this episode which is a review of October and November. Amazing emails, CV confessions, European Parliament excitement, Advertising grinds our gears, Father Christmas Lobby Groups. Best Amazon Gift Ever. And an innovative approach to Zoo recruitment.

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Papercuts lads bring a quick update on the news (its 3 weeks late but fortunately a lot of the news was more 'notnews'). Currently in between studios, houses and internet access but will be back with the weekly shows soon...

First Broadcast 1st October 2009

This week soy sauce, political condtions including Gordon Brown's hemorrhoids, and Mandelson's acid tongue, Wikipedia gets trimmed down by Thom. We have Facebook ethics, and how product placement has started to change the face of TV.

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Back to normalcy, well papercuts normalcy, some time soon

bye

Thom and Sam xx

First Broadcast 17th September 2009

Join Thom and Sam for an entertaining review of news stories from the week in Papercuts on IC Radio.

Papercuts makes a triumphant return, we have politicians and nudists, annoying things, plus the return of shoe news. 'Hitler sex video causes outrage' (both the least and most surprising sentance of the year). We have some dubious survey revelations, the bulgarian Derren Brown, Worrying news for Latvia, Baked Beans scandal sweeps Europe. Email etiquette and milk gets the Papercuts debate treatment, James Murdoch faces off against Robert Peston and the greatest invoicing story ever (FACT)

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This Week, First Broadcast 20th August 2009

Papercuts has some tips for people who didn't get their A-level results. Actors tempt fate, we have shock news about drinking, but good news for future Scotland. Papercuts clearly should have failed maths. We discuss how chairs can fight obesity and revolutionary elderly graffiti artists. Hollywood launches an attack on English. Police arrest their own toddlers. Why you should not be a good samaritan. How not to respond to a bad haircut. Worst.Sports-Coach.Ever. Theme Park PR rivals hit out, Plus the dangerous side effects of transplants.

Show finished abruptly this week due to us losing track of time. We are away for next week but will be back with a bang for episode 30 on September 3rd.

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First Broadcast 13th August 2009

This week what anagrams reveal about political figures, Daily Mailed up outrage hits a new high. Healthcare? Healthdon’tcare about the facts. Peter Mandelson makes a woman cry. Epic Wong’s Bongs. Conservative conspiracies in the silly season. A worrying blow to the credibility of the already much diminished certificate. Updates in Banana news, Barbershop crime news and fails of the week.

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First Broadcast 6th August 2009

This week celebrity fish, killer rodents, and not news highlights, plus Vladimir Putin gets his bangers out. Labours Political respect downturn continues as Harriet Harman gaffes on GMTV. Although the chaotic all male Papercuts Team may prove her point. We have exciting follow ups on town-name news. Ogling gets a Papercuts Reviewing. Guinness Records are more prominent than Putins Man Boobs, and we have the less well known Mongolian Death Worm. New ways to save water become debate-worthy. Its also a good week for a rollercoaster rides (possibly) but not if your a philandering man near superglue.

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First Broadcast: 30th July 2009

This week Twats on Twitter, Obama tries to beat racism with beer, and animals have been getting up to some worrying stuff. We have political gaffes, crime, and space-cheese. Papercuts turns its moral probity to such issues as drinking whilst riding a bicycle and babies wearing slogan t-shirts. Statistics geography and history are pushed to breaking point. Also worrying developments in knife and fork news...

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First Broadcast 23rd July 2009 - This week we learn how to get customer service attention, we learn some interview tips. Drinking abroad is in the news. MP's go off on holiday leading to some Papercuts holiday anecdotes, (the cheese was on the outside of the building in case you were wondering). Blasphemy, alcohol and political jokes test our PC threshold. We have the biggest Wong's Bongs ever, plus did you hear the one about the three speeding nuns? Also apparently the moon has been in the news.

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